The US midterms are only two days away. To be honest, I couldn’t be bothered until Mr Trump was elected President. I’d notice, in the news, but their congress vote rarely interested me beyond getting the basic facts. Who won; who lost; drama along the way. The specifics of it? I could not care less.

This year is very different. The fact of the matter is that an idiot is ruling the other side of the pond. He thinks he is a king, but he’s an absolute idiot, a moron, a demented old fool, a joke that never was funny. We were all fascinated, ten years ago, but now we are terrified because the idiot has an inexplicable grip over all three branches of the US government. He has damaged his own country, possibly beyond repair, but now we all stand to lose.

Please make him go away.