{"id":226,"date":"2009-03-21T22:07:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-21T22:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sgmlguru.org\/wp\/?p=226"},"modified":"2015-01-14T18:35:27","modified_gmt":"2015-01-14T18:35:27","slug":"i-hate-windows","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.sgmlguru.org\/wp\/?p=226","title":{"rendered":"I Hate Windows"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This blog is about blame. Specifically, it&#8217;s about Windows XP. If you&#8217;re into the Microsoft-friendly thing, quit reading.<\/p>\n<p>I held my presentation at XML Prague today. It seemed to go reasonably well until I was about to switch to a demo. I was in Powerpoint and meant to show a little something on the actual application, so I switched to Internet Explorer, or so I thought.<\/p>\n<p>NOTHING happened. Nothing. Zip. Zilch. Zero. Nothing whatsoever.<\/p>\n<p>Nothing. Can you imagine the terror? WTF?<\/p>\n<p>I kept on speaking, realising that my presentation wasn&#8217;t up to par. Another demo opportunity came up, with similar results.<\/p>\n<p>Nothing.<\/p>\n<p>And that is what happened. Nothing. You explain this, because I can&#8217;t.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This blog is about blame. Specifically, it&#8217;s about Windows XP. If you&#8217;re into the Microsoft-friendly thing, quit reading. I held my presentation at XML Prague today. It seemed to go reasonably well until I was about to switch to a demo. I was in Powerpoint and meant to show a little something on the actual [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sgmlguru.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/226"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sgmlguru.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sgmlguru.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sgmlguru.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sgmlguru.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=226"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.sgmlguru.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/226\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sgmlguru.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=226"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sgmlguru.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=226"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sgmlguru.org\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=226"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}